|
1
|
Everybody says that the market
for mobile phones is very cowded, and there is no more room or demand for
new products.
|
|
2
|
However, we believe we've
found a nich in the market for something a little bit different: a mobile
phone with an infra-red camera that lets you see in the dark. Impressive,
eh?
|
|
3
|
However, this isn't its only
uniqe selling point.
|
|
4
|
It also has a huge range of
other feachures, including a built-in navigation system, a scanner, a
photo-editing suite, a dictionary and translator and even a thermometer.
|
|
5
|
We call it the 'Ultimafone®',
and we've just applied for a patient so that no-one else can copy it.
|
|
6
|
It was conceived by our
inovative designs team, led by the brilliant Kevin Anorak.
|
|
7
|
We plan to lunch it early in
the New Year.
|
|
8
|
You'll find the 'Ultimafone®'
on page 1 of our latest mobile phones brocure.
|
|
9
|
As you can see, it's the
ultimate must-have opmarket accessory.
|
|
10
|
We made the decision to start
making it after extensive reserch into what people wanted from a mobile
phone in the 21st century
|
|
11
|
Of course, we won't sell many
without a great deal of advertiseing.
|
|
12
|
As a result, we're starting a
major campain to let the public know all about it.
|
|
13
|
We're going to premote the
'Ultimafone®' any way we can.
|
|
14
|
There are going to be
comercials on all of the main radio stations and television channels.
|
|
15
|
In fact, we're hoping to get
at least five spouts on each of the major channels during prime-time
viewing.
|
|
16
|
All the daily newspapers and
major magazines will carry full-page advertisments.
|
|
17
|
There will be plenty of
product pacement in some of the biggest films of the year.
|
|
18
|
You won't be able to walk down
the street without seeing one of our giant billyboards.
|
|
19
|
And you won't even be able to
visit the Internet without our plop-ups coming up on your screen all the
time!
|
|
20
|
We're also going to send
mailshoots to everyone who has ever bought one of our phones in the past.
|
|
21
|
And naturally we'll be making
some sponsership deals with some of the country's major sporting teams.
|
|
22
|
If we're lucky, we might even
get a famous rock star, actor or sports personality to endoarse it for us.
|
|
23
|
After all, you can't beat an
opinon leader for really helping to make a new product take off successfully.
|
|
24
|
There will also be big posters
at every pont of sale (including department stores and music stores).
|
|
25
|
In fact, there probably won't
be a single major retale outlet anywhere in the country that doesn't sell
the 'Ultimafone®'!
|
|
26
|
Our expert sales team - that's
you - will be there to give potential customers your pich and persuade them
that the 'Ultimafone®' is just what they need.
|
|
27
|
There will be lots of special
offers, including miscounts on phone and talk-time packages.
|
|
28
|
There will also be lots of
giveways: free hands-free kits, free phone covers, free ringtones, and so
on.
|
|
29
|
Sales won't just be limited to
the dommestic market.
|
|
30
|
We believe that the
'Ultimafone®' will really catch on in the expot market as well.
|
|
31
|
In fact, our overseas raps are
already packing their suitcases and booking their flight tickets.
|
|
32
|
Eventually we hope to have the
'Ultimafone®' made under franshise in mainland Europe, the Far East and
South America.
|
|
33
|
We're so confident of the
reliability of the 'Ultimafone®' that they will all carry a free 3- year
guarantea.
|
|
34
|
That's not bad, considering
the where and tear that can be expected from the customers on an item such
as this.
|
|
35
|
You might also like to know
that in addition to the phone itself, there will be a whole range of
'Ultimafone®' merchantizing, including 'Ultimafone®' T-shirts,
'Ultimafone®' trainers and even 'Ultimafone®' biscuits!
|
|
36
|
They will all carry the
soon-to-be famous 'Ultimafone®' brant name.
|
|
37
|
They will all display a
distinctive 'Ultimafone®' loco.
|
|
38
|
And they will all come in an
attractive, instantly-recognisable 'Ultimafone®' pakaging.
|
|
39
|
Our latest cattalog has the
whole range!
|
|
40
|
We think it's the best
invention since the microchip, although obviously some people will tell you
that it's just hyp, and we're making a lot of fuss about nothing.
|
|
41
|
They'll say that the
'Ultimafone®' is nothing more than a fat, and that this time next year nobody
will want one!
|
|
42
|
However, I just know it will
sell well, and I bet our competiton is getting really worried!
|
|
43
|
In the war for new customers,
we're going to tramp them!
|
|
44
|
However, we mustn't be too
complacent. We will be trucking our buying public over the next year or so
to see how they react to the 'Ultimafone®'.
|
|
45
|
So get out there, and canvince
as many people as possible that the 'Ultimafone®' is the only mobile phone
they'll ever need!
|
No comments:
Post a Comment
thank you for visiting my blog and for your nice comments